INSECURITY GUARDS

Patrolling the finest events around the world, the Insecurity Guards will be on hand to rid you of any pesky insecurities that could be weighing you down.

Privately write them down on a piece of paper and deposit them in the high-tech Insecurity Safe to be burnt later, leaving you unburdened and able to be the best, most confident version of yourself! 

We are a global team of Insecurity Officers patrolling in London, Brighton, Bristol, Wales, France, Amsterdam, Berlin, Sydney, Melbourne, Vancouver & NZ.

Established in 2014, and already in over 6 countries; The Insecurity Guards perform at large scale public and private events and festivals. We align ourselves with events that have a positive impact on the community, strive for social good and are inclusive to all, such as Pride (Brighton, London, Sydney, Melbourne, Vancouver, Auckland), and we have a long established partnership with Morning Gloryville London.

In the UK we have patrolled (often with repeat performances) at the following festivals: Bimble, Burning Nest, Citadel Festival, Edinburgh Fringe, Microburn, Noisily, Small World, Summerhouse, Wilderness Festival. And the following events: The Other Art Fair London, Ted X Brighton, Sunday Assembly London, Rumpus and London Decompression.

We have also patrolled worldwide:

AUS: Burning Seed, Secret Garden Festival, Woodford Folk Festival, Rainbow Serpent Festival, Confest, Sydney Decompression, Morning Gloryville Melbourne and All About Women (an International Women’s Day event at the Sydney Opera House) 

US: Burning Man

NZ: Splore, CubaDupa, Festival of Colour, Kiwiburn, Chur Burn, Ignition

EU: The Borderland (Denmark), Nowhere (Spain), Pete the Monkey Festival (FR)